Friday, August 22, 2014

UEFI, The Dual Boot Killer

Dual Boot- simply put, you keep Windows AND install Linux so you can boot either at startup.

Well, that was until they came up with UEFI BIOS.

What is UEFI? Read here

And here's the problem, the people that are supposed to know, or act like they know, DON'T.

For instance


Clueless, and sad because that is the Linux Mint "Community". Actually, that is VERY sad...

Now, this guy gets it-

And, God bless him!!!

He has great understanding and takes the time to break it down, WAY down, so us po' foke can understand.

According to Rod Smith, I understand why the last 3 days of my life have been consumed trying to understand what happened to my work horse computer...

Windows 7 boots in "legacy" (BIOS). So does the DVD drive.

But, when you boot from a USB flash drive, it boots from UEFI. If you install an operating system from a USB drive (like I've done so many times before) the resulting operating system on the harddrive boots from UEFI.

So, if you want to keep Windows, and have Linux too (dual boot)...
Both Windows, and Linux will then be booting from BIOS, or GRUB (sorta', but not really with Mint [this rabbit hole goes WAY down Alice!!!]).

But none of this should be this hard on a Windows 7 machine... Windows 8? Oh, yes, but not Windows 7...

They started implimenting this UEFI stuff around 2011 (when my machine was made). And, just like HP, they straddle technologies eras and leave a mess for guys like me when they try to install or re-install operating systems (it has happened before).

Odd though, the cheaper brands like eMachines, Acer, Gateway, they have NEVER given me issues like this, yet they are ridiculed by computer snobs...

I guess, one day when I become "cool", maybe I'll understand...

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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Dangit Anyhow!!!

So, you know how to "multitask"?! You're a darned liar! There is no such thing!

The human brain can't do it...

or, you can try, and you will be involved in several events, the most successful of which will be something like FORMATTING THE HARD DRIVE in your workhorse computer!

Yep, nothing like that "sinking feeling", that feeling that feels like your heart just slid down into your intestines...

... and I do feel crappy.

So this page is links to "How to Recover Files from a Formatted Hard Drive"

EasusUS SUCKS!!! They will only recover 2GB, then you need to pay $70!

TestDisk/PhotoRec for Windows SUCKS!!! It will only work on 64bit systems that don't have the file that ALL 64bit SYSTEMS HAVE!!!

I'd punch Alan Henry right in the effin eye for that article! He mentions Undelete Plus right next to freeware- so you assume it is the better freeware in context of what he says:

"Recuva (Windows, Free): Personally, Recuva has been indispensible. Made by the same folks behind CCleaner, Recuva makes data recovery simple and easy. if you're only interested in browsing and restoring selected files off of the drive, Recuva is a great option. Alternatively, check out Undelete Plus for Windows."

Oh sure, check it out... was going to run for more than 24 hours (I shut it off at 20) and show me every file it might recover WHEN I EFFIN PAID!!!

A little up front disclosure could have saved me A WHOLE DAY of my life...

So, I joined the Linux Mint forum and the fellows there are straightening me out on TestDisk/PhotoRec.

PhotoRec recovered 19.8GB of data. Bad news is, it is the equivalent of dumping 50 pounds of Legos on the floor- it doesn't look like anything but a mess.

This is my first experience with a machine utilizing the UEFI BIOS... but that will be a different post entirely.

And remember, if you need to do something- DO IT!

Don't "multitask"; just focus on ONE job and do it till it's done.

If you can't focus on a single job, then walk away and come back when you can.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Linux, Not So Bright Ideas

Have you ever wondered about that green grass on the other side of the fence?
Ever wondered how it got there?
Somebody probably threw it over there because it had problems!

In playing with Linux Distros for "older computers", I thought I'd try some other
ones, just to see what I was missing.

Mint Xfce is great; but I knew that. It works and works well. It is simple to install, it allows you to install it right alongside other operating systems, and it helps you partition the hard drive in the process.

Lubuntu works; and I knew that too. It is extremely lightweight which is good for really old, early version Windows XP (Media, pre- service pack) machines. It is a little weird though; it has a tendency to give errors on installation and may even crash. The good new is, when you get all the updates installed, it smooths right out (boy! there's a bunch of updates!).

But, what about ALL these other distros recommended for archaic computers? Are they any good?

Most popular is Puppy Linux. Why is it most popular? I'm not sure exactly.
To me, I really thought I was back on a Windows 95 machine or worse. And, maybe that's who's using it- people that have old 95 machines and it acts like and looks like 95, but I'm only guessing. The whole thing was a mess, hard to understand, and very hard to get connected to the internet. For something this strange and confusing it is insulting to the linux community and canines.

From here I tried LXLE, Bodhi, CrunchBang, antiX, wattOS, Legacy OS, and Absolute.

My biggest complaint is that, for the most part, these wouldn't install alongside another operating system; they wanted to format, then install.

About the only one that might have been worth the effort was LXLE. It had kind of an antique motif and a hardware monitor right on the desktop. I couldn't really determine if it had any advantages over Xfce or Lubuntu, and Xfce and Lubuntu can be installed alongside other operating systems. BUT, what did stand out was that the 32 bit versions does NOT use the latest kernel. That's right, the current version of LXLE (14.04) is 64 bit; good luck getting that running on your old XP Media Edition computer!
Bodhi was just weird. It didn't make sense.

antiX 13.2? Ya, right; that was so November 5th of 2013. It's now called MX-14. Oh, and antiX and MX-14 are nothing alike.. at all. I wonder how far MX-14 is from PX41? You know, the serum that turned the minions into haggered-looking, purple creepers? Anyway, when I go to a sight, then find out that what I'm looking for is not actually what I'm looking for, and the versions are more different than night and day, I get a weird feeling like I just got duped into installing malware or something else malicious. That wasn't the case, but...

I just don't get it... why all these distros? I fooled with this stuff all day and into the wee hours of the morning with ZERO bragging rights... But at least now I know for sure.

On old machines, run Linux Mint Xfce. If that doesn't work, use Lubuntu.

Stay away from the fence.

It's there for a reason.

It's not grass on the other side; it's moss, mold, and mildew.

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Linux initial failures

Linux success

Linux multimedia and server

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Even More Linux

The latest linux experimentation was with HTPC (Home Theatre PC) distros and server distros.

The HTPC distros can turn a pc into a pushbutton dvd/cd player instead of a computer. With access to old Windows XP machines, I thought this might be fun.

VortexBox turns a computer into a server to store your tunes on... which got me thinking about servers. What if I took one of these old pc's and hooked it to the home network and used it as a server? I could store all of my commonly used files on it and they would be accessible from any computer. Pretty cool.

I played with this stuff all day and well into the night and didn't really get any results to brag about or anything I could use. I was disappointed and frustrated to say the least.

About the time I think I'm stupid, and I just can't figure out Linux, then I read this article on How to Set Up the Ultimate Home Theatre PC at Cnet. According to that article, I ALREADY HAVE 2 HTPC's. I've got one in the family room consisting of a Dell XPS running Windows Vista (yes, I said Vista!) attached to a 32" LCD TV. The other is in the mbr and consists of an eMachine e1850 (yes, I said eMachine) running Mint Cinnamon 64bit feeding a 22" LCD TV.

I use a Logitech K400 wireless keyboard for both

Walmart always has these for back-to-school for $29.99.

The article at Cnet mentions some other goodies I was NOT aware of, like Touch Mouse. Supposedly with Touch Mouse, I can control my HTPC with an iPod. I'll have to play with that some and maybe talk about it later...

So, since I ALREADY HAVE 2 HTPC's running, what is the problem? These other so called distros SUCK!

I guess if you are an uber-geek and your parents raised you on terminal command lines instead of formula, those contrived distros might work for you. I'm giving them ALL my official "Two Thumbs Down" and "BITE ME!" labels.

Their descriptions and concepts seem cool, but, did I mention, THEY SUCK!

All links are included below for your amusement.

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Multimedia Distros at DistroWatch

Home Theater PC

Another HTPC

Turns an unused PC into an mp3 jukebox server

Superb Mini Server

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Tuesday, July 1, 2014

More Linux...

I admit it- I am a hopeless tinkerer!

I don't know if it was the Lego sets my parents bought me as a kid, or the first tape deck that broke that I took apart to fix... I just have to mess with stuff! I can't help it!

My first attempts at Linux brought dismal results.


... I now have MULTIPLE distros running on several machines!

I played with Mint. I like Mint!
 It is simple, straightforward, easy. You can install it right alongside any other operating system, or several. The built in partitioning tool is in the install process!

But, there are 6 versions: Cinnamon, Cinnamon Debian base, Mate, Mate Debian base, KDE, and Xfce.

I can't give a technical breakdown of Debian and non-Debian Mint; I've tried them all and can't see any noticeable difference except at startup. There are minor differences between Cinnamon and Mate, and I prefer Mate- it looks crisper and the menus look nicer, and kind of puts me in mind of a well laid out Windows XP Pro OS.

KDE is supposed to be the one that has everything. I don't like it. The menus are surprisingly lacking and I can't find anything. It just doesn't have that familiar feel like Mate or ease of use like Cinnamon.

Xfce has caught my attention. I first learned about it at a terribly informative website that has no nonsense answers "the ideal replacement for Windows XP". That site recommends version 13. I just happen to have version 13 and 17 on one archaic machine and I disagree- Xfce 17 is better.

The hacker's distro Kali is installed and running on my favorite laptop! Very cool distro with very cool tools! They have "ham radio" stuff built in and "software defined radio" too! How cool is that for the hopeless tinkerer?! I tried Kali before, but... It is installed now, working, and I'm shopping eBay for compatible usb wifi adapters for some experiments (link here).

Another link (of many) that I have found useful is .  I've seen some interesting distros that I am experimenting with. So far, Mint rules...

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Thursday, June 5, 2014

Internet Browsers, In Search of the BEST part 2

see part 1 HERE

Adblock Plus used to be the cat's pajamas, but it seems they have accepted money to allow some ads through.

From their site "Unobtrusive ads aren't being blocked in order to support websites"

So who decides what is "unobtrusive"? They do.

This has caused me to search for something better...

Adblock Edge has caught my eye. It seems to be non discriminating in blocking ads. That's what an ad blocker is supposed to do! Right?!

I'm not sure what browsers it is available for other than Firefox; still checking on that...

It is not available for Google Chrome.

In my recent adventures and misadventures I found myself trying various "distros" of Linux. I won't get into that here, but in that almost debacle, I discovered a new-to-me browser Midori. It proved to be lightweight, load fast, and just work like a browser should.

I was quite pleased to see that it IS available for Windows too! The list of "extensions" is weak, but they do offer some ad blocking, but it looks like it takes a little virtual elbow grease to get it functioning.

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Now, here is today's fun segment- secure and private internet. I have never led the pack, but I've always tried to stay ahead of the curve; or maybe I'm just in another galaxy and I don't know the difference...

I find myself counseling with the generation that is half my age in pursuit of a better computing experience. These came up in the conversation

Don't know what to tell you, other than they look VERY interesting.

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Thursday, May 22, 2014


Final post in this thread (the beginning and the end of it) linux-mint-16-cinnamon-noob

"There is no LUG in my area, just a few linux fanatics that have their favorite distro...

I got ahold of a different version of Virtual Box, not sure how. I installed Windows XP successfully. The bad news was the display driver incompatibility. The display was a square so it didn't utilize the whole viewing area. There were some other issues that came up too.

There are many, many answers out there on the internet that are somewhat related to my problem, but none of them seem to have any solutions that can be had before the year 2025...

If I don't have eSword on it, it is of no use to me, so, it was time to get the OEM OS back on the netbook.

In the search on how to fix GRUB I found this gem of a site easylinuxtipsproject/grub#TOC-With-the-free-Ultimate-Boot-CD

Ultimate Boot CD, how did I ever get by without you?!

I removed the harddrive from the HP Mini and put it in a dock. I took an Acer Aspire One and booted it from the UBCD while docked to the HP harddrive. I formatted the drive then cloned it from the Acer (that thinks it's an eMachine). I reinstalled the harddrive and started it. It didn't start, but Windows asked to fix it and did. When all the hardware drivers installed, I fixed the Windows license key back to what it was supposed to be.

The machine runs better than it ever did!

I installed Mint 17 along side Windows 7 Starter because it ran faster than Windows the first time. The HP mini is not well suited for any Linux because of its weird touchpad and goofy wireless card...

but at least it now has Windows for eSword...

I took the Acer and decided to continue experimenting with different Linux distros since it seemed better suited for it.

I installed Mint 17 and Ubuntu alongside Windows 7 starter. I left a space on the drive big enough for one more distro... I just couldn't figure out which one. Not all the Live CD versions work, and some of them that do aren't worth owning.

I came across Kali and really thought I found something. Right off the bat, it wanted to wipe the harddrive and install... and we can't have that. I played with it for a while on the Live CD USB version. It was all fun and games till I walked away from my GOOD laptop and it went to sleep and locked the desktop. It prompted for a password, but there is no set password on the Live CD. After cold-cocking the laptop I promptly formatted the USB before I tore something up. I don't mind gutting a netbook like a fish and frankensteining it back together, but my good laptop? That's like putting Fix-A-Flat on a ham sandwich- you just shouldn't do it!

So, I guess when I'm old enough to wear "big boy" pants, I might try Kali again.

I think I've wiped all the USB drives and I need to collect all the cd's and dvd's I've burnt with different distros and destroy them so I don't inadvertently hurt a good computer and have to spend a whole day fixing it.

Now, if I can just get Ubuntu off of the Acer without having to wipe the whole drive... With Mint, I have no use for Ubuntu- it's about like putting snow tires on a bass boat... funny, but useless.

The education was good, but I've been down this road before... Windows was okay at first, but you had to do a lot of the hard stuff in DOS. I never liked DOS. 

Playing with webpages was fun, but trying to figure out all the html codes... then css...

And I see Linux is trying to draw in all the Windows people with the same feel and look, but to get down and dirty and make it actually work you have to do command lines in a terminal window... And for guys like me that don't know the command lines, I might as well be sitting in the desert with a fishing pole in my hand.

My original question was "Is there a tutorial somewhere, or is there an easy fix that I've missed?"

The answers are "no" and "no".

Mr Meyers designed eSword for Windows; that's that. When he designs a version for Linux, I'll have it.

Until then, I won't.

This concludes my experimentation of Linux and eSword. I just wanted to update the thread for posterity sake.

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*Easy Linux Tips Project

Find the Perfect Linux Distribution

*GRUB Customizer

*How to Repair Adapt or REMOVE Grub

Linux Distributions



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